Lister F/X Presents Monster Mayhem Haunted Laser Tag

The past 3 years of investigation by civilian and Lister F/X military personal, have verified all of the horrifying claims in the reports below.

Although some of the lower levels of the base were destroyed or severely damaged in an attempt to terminate the experiments. The government has authorized Lister F/X to use level 13 as a civilian training facility called the BUNKER.

Project: Monster Mayhem has been upgraded to::::

Project: Monster Mayhem / Blazzin Lazers

By government order (4143037891) All civilians must report to the BUNKER for training on the ZONE T Laser System, to help fight off the ZOMBIE INFESTATION
in the secret installation under Paulo’s Pizza.

The quarantine is temporarily being lifted for the month of October 2011 to allow for training.

Please see the case report below for details of the investigation.

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Project: Monster Mayhem:

Over the past 3 years with the help of our civilian investigators Lister F/X has verified all of the horrifying claim below

September 30, 2008
Investigators from Lister F/X uncovered a secret facility deep beneath a 50’s-style pizzeria on the south side of Milwaukee called “Paulo’s Pizza”. Hundreds of civilians were sent into the depths to help the military investigate the extent of the facility. Those who escaped to give their reports spoke of horrific medical experimentation, zombie activity, and the presence of at least one huge creature on the loose. The ensuing investigation was code-named Project: Monster Mayhem.

November 2, 2008
Not knowing the origin of these creatures, the military quickly placed the facility under complete quarantine. Except for the occasional faint scream heard late at night through the duct work in Paulo’s Pizza, everything seemed to be under control.

September 3, 2009, 9:42 AM
When the owner came to open the restaurant the back door was ajar and the power was out. When the police arrived, they discovered a gaping hole in the floor where a utility sink had been. No other damage to the building was found. The night manager never punched out the night before, and is still considered missing. With the distinct possibility the quarantine had been broken, the military was called in.

September 3, 2009 2:35 PM
Military personnel arrived at the scene and quickly re-sealed the hole reestablishing the quarantine. With the power outage, no surveillance footage of the event was available, and no eye-witnesses have yet come forward.

October 4, 2009
With reports from the employees at Paulo’s Pizza that the duct work had grown silent, the government ordered the military to re-open Project: Monster Mayhem. Investigators from Lister F/X are still searching for the complete nature of these disturbances.

October 16, 2009
Witness reports claim seeing body part disposal trucks, coming and going around the clock for 3 days straight. Toxic glowing vermin were seen feeding on the remains of said body parts dropped by careless Government workers.

October 22, 2009
Thunderous noises coming from secret facility deep beneath a 50’s-style pizzeria combined with missing livestock from the area, have many concerned.

November 1, 2009
Silence..............................................................